🍬 HEART Exam: Silky Gem Viral Crystal Candy Review
Location: Lolli Pops, Oakbrook Center Mall – Oakbrook, IL
Brand Labels: Vegan ✅ Gluten-Free ✅
H = Health Check 🩺
Let’s start with the basics — each serving (of six total) clocks in at 70 calories, 0g fat, 17g carbs, and 0g protein. No major red flags here, but this candy is pure sugar energy in crystal form. I wasn’t expecting any health halo, but hey, at least it’s vegan and gluten-free! 🌱
E = Eating Experience 🍭
Okay, confession: I totally thought this was going to be a rock candy situation — hard, crunchy, and tooth-shattering fun. Nope! The Silky Gem Crystal Candy surprised me. It’s crisp and crackly on the outside, but the inside? Soft. Almost spongy! Definitely not chewy like a gummy, not firm like a lollipop… it lives somewhere in between candy worlds. 🌀
My movie buddy (a true sister from another mister) tried it too — let’s just say she didn’t ask for seconds. 😂
R = Rating ❤️
Taste? Interesting and one-of-a-kind. Price? Ouch. If someone handed me a bag, I’d happily share it with friends — mostly because one person eating all that sugar might need a glucose monitor after. 😉
Would I buy it again? Only if the price drops a lot. Bradycardia☹
T = Tell Others 🗣️
This candy is definitely an experience. Fun to try, fun to talk about, but not one I’ll repurchase. If you’re curious, grab a bag to share — it’s a fun little science experiment for your taste buds.
✨ Verdict: Unique taste, fun texture, but too pricey for a repeat.
Stay safe, happy, and healthy 💕
— The Gluten & Dairy Free NP
Disclaimer: I’m a Nurse Practitioner, but not your Nurse Practitioner. This review is for entertainment purposes only and based solely on my own opinions and experiences.