🩺 Today’s Patient: Fit Butters Seasonal Flavors (Pumpkin Spice, Banana Maple French Toast, Cinnamon Sugar Cookie & Charlie’s Famous Carrot Cake)

If you’ve followed me for a while, you know I love a good taste test field trip! On a recent Walmart run in Logansport, IN, I stumbled upon Fit Butters Cinnamon Sugar Cookie Cashew Almond Blend — and, let’s just say, the jar didn’t last long.

Naturally, I had to visit their website to order more. This time, I picked up:

  • 🍌 Banana Maple French Toast

  • 🎃 Pumpkin Spice (with marshmallows!)

  • 🥕 Charlie’s Famous Carrot Cake

  • 🍪 Cinnamon Sugar Cookie (again, because… yum)

 

💓 H – Health

The Pumpkin Spice Cashew Blend serving is 2 tablespoons and packs:

  • 200 calories

  • 14g fat (4g saturated)

  • 9g carbohydrates (1g fiber)

  • 7g protein

It’s vegan, made in small batches, and includes added plant protein and coconut oil. Fit Butters suggests spreading it on rice cakes, oatmeal, pancakes, fruit — or enjoying it straight from the spoon (my personal method).

🍴 E – Eating

Let’s talk taste!
I sampled it:

  • Straight from the jar — creamy, nutty, and slightly sweet with a few crunchy cashew bits.

  • Mixed with my Candy Corn Chex Mix and Catalina Crunch cereal — a genius late-night snack if I say so myself. When microwaved, the marshmallows melted slightly and created that chewy, cozy “campfire treat” vibe.

The Pumpkin Spice with marshmallows was my favorite overall — but fair warning: the marshmallows disappear faster than your motivation to fold laundry.
The Banana Maple French Toast had the most distinct flavor, while the Cinnamon Sugar Cookie was comfort in a jar. Charlie’s Famous Carrot Cake didn’t hit the “spice cake” note I expected, so that one was a miss for me.

 

🛒 A – Accessibility

So far, the Cinnamon Sugar Cookie is the only flavor I’ve spotted in-store at Walmart ($13.98). Online orders from the Fit Butters site ran about $16.49 per jar — making a 4-pack total of $65.96.
While delicious, these are definitely a splurge item and may not be budget-friendly for every family.

 

❤️ R – Rating

  • 🎃 Pumpkin Spice — Sinus Rhythm (I’d buy again)

  • 🍌 Banana Maple French Toast — Sinus Rhythm (sweet and cozy)

  • 🍪 Cinnamon Sugar Cookie — Sinus Rhythm (classic and nostalgic)

  • 🥕 Charlie’s Famous Carrot Cake — Bradycardia (didn’t quite spice up my heart)

 

💬 T – Tell Others

If you’re a smooth peanut butter fan (hi Mom 👋), you might not love the crunchy texture.
But if you enjoy experimenting, these spreads could upgrade your cookies, smoothies, or snack boards — with a little protein boost.

They’re hard to find and pricey, but the ingredients are solid. So if money’s not an issue and you want a fall treat, I’d say: go for it!

 

🩺 Disclaimer:
I’m a Nurse Practitioner, but I’m not your Nurse Practitioner. This post is for informational and entertainment purposes only — not medical advice.

💖 Until next time, live safe/happy/healthy.

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