Righteous Felon Craft Jerky — Al Pastor & Pineapple Pork Stick (Taco-Inspired!)

Alright friends—grab your imaginary stethoscopes because it’s time for a fun snack review with the HEART Exam! Reminder: this is just my personal snacking experience, not medical advice. What works for me may not work for you, so always check in with your own healthcare provider for your unique dietary needs.

🥩 Food on the Exam Table

Righteous Felon Craft Jerky — Al Pastor & Pineapple Pork Stick (Taco-Inspired!)
👉 Gluten free (but not certified)
👉 Dairy free (no dairy ingredients listed)
👉 8g protein + 4g added sugar per stick

Not bad for a quick, portable, gluten free snack option!

❤️ H = Health

Let’s check vitals: decent protein, moderate sugar, and nothing screaming “code red” for me. This feels like a solid snack when I need a pick-me-up—especially since dairy free AND gluten free options can be hard to find.

😋 E = Eating

Taco vibes in jerky form! The spices are bold—so bold that sometimes I chase it with a cracker or cookie just to cool down. My husband is also on board, so it’s officially family-approved by my “taste test team.”

🛒 A = Accessibility

So far, I’ve only found these pork sticks at Costco (thank you, free sample queens 🙌), but I’ve seen hints they’re online too. Haven’t spotted them at other stores yet—have you? Snack sleuths, let me know! I paid $12.99.

🎵 R = Rhythm Rating

This one’s a sinus rhythm—steady, reliable, not a tachycardia-level obsession, but a snack that shows up in my routine when I want a savory fix.

📢 T = Tell Others

Will I shout from the rooftops? Probably not around my mom (jerky + spice = nope for her), but my sister? She’s a spicy snack lover, so this was a “must text” moment.

⚠️ Remember: This HEART snack review is just for fun and based on my taste buds and allergies (gluten free + dairy free). Your needs might be totally different, so always check with your own healthcare professional for personalized nutrition advice.